Paul Casey, The Official Elvis Impersonator of Las Vegas, sings a parody of “Are You Lonesome Tonight?”
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(PARODY LYRICS BY BILLY RIGGS) PARODY OF “ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT” BY ROY TURK,
LOU HANDMAN, BOURNE CO./ASCAP, CROMWELL MUSIC, INC./ASCAP. PAUL CASEY, IMPERSONATOR
Are you loathsome tonight?
Is your soul filled with spite?
Is your tiny heart hard as a stone?
Are you all in a stew that divorce has forced you
To do all of your fighting by phone?
Does it help when you call my recorder and curse?
Does the fact that I’m happy just make you feel worse?
Is you world full of hate?
Is your anger still great?
Tell me dear, are you loathsome tonight?
They say marriage is like flies on a kitchen window. The ones on the outside
want in, and the ones on the inside want out. Well, Honey, that was the story of
our love. And now that the final curtain has fallen on our marriage, I find myself
alone on a darkened stage wondering what I might have done differently. I’ve
decided that next time I’m ready to tie that not, I’ll save myself a lot of time and
pain. I’ll just find some cold bitter soul who hates me, and give ‘em my house.
Short, sweet, no angry words. Darlin’, I can’t help but think that if I’d done that
with you, we’d be on better terms now. I wouldn’t be so hurt, and you wouldn’t
be so mean. But since I can’t change the past, all I can offer you is this song.
Are you loathsome, tonight?
Is your soul filled with spite?
Are you sorry, I’m doing so well?
Does it deepen your pain that I’m smiling again?
Well then darling, you can just go to hell!
Is your world full of hate?
Is your anger still great?
Tell me, dear, are you loathsome, tonight?
