Dave Russell impersonates Garth Brooks in Billy Riggs hilarious parody of “Friends in Low Places.”
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(PARODY LYRICS BY BILLY RIGGS) PARODY OF “FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES” BY DEWAYNE
BLACKWELL, EARLE BUD LEE, CROSS KEYS PUBLISHING/ASCAP. DAVE RUSSELL, IMPERSONATOR
Over twelve hundred bucks
For a white dress and tux
And two thousand more for the band.
A fortune on rings,
Flowers and things
And a honeymoon near seven grand.
But the money you spent
To get yourself into
this marriage is a small amount
When compared to
What it’s gonna cost you
To get yourself out!
‘Cause I’ve got friends in law places
Where my cut-throat lawyer’s worked out one hellacious settlement
To take every cent.
When that gavel drops you’ll be stunned and dazed,
‘Cause I’ll get everything, plus your future wages!
Oh, I’ve got friends in law places.
We’ve made our demands.
Now, it’s out of our hands.
The courts must decide what will be.
Then all of our stuff must be divvied up
as per our divorce decree.
I want to be fair.
I just want my share,
Plus, for my pain, a bit more.
That’s why I’ve asked the judge to give me my half,
And then throw in yours!
I’ve got friends in law places
Where attorneys say that our legal case has now been reviewed,
And you’re really screwed!
Let me translate all of those Latin phrases:
Of the dough you’ve made there’ll be no traces!
‘Cause, I’ve got friends in law places.
(Repeat 2.5 times)