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I’m Gonna Hate You Forever (Mp3 File)

William Riggs
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Dave Russell impersonates Randy Travis’ hit song, “Forever and Ever, Amen.”

Click above to listen. Lyrics below. Email it to your Ex to let them know EX-actly how you feel!

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(PARODY LYRICS BY BILLY RIGGS) PARODY OF “FOREVER AND EVER AMEN” BY PAUL OVERSTREET AND DONALD SCHLITZ, UNIVERSAL MUSIC/ASCAP SCARLET MOON PUBISHING. DAVE RUSSELL, IMPERSONATING RANDY TRAVIS

Honey, now that the judge says it’s final,

I guess I can tell you the truth.

You were not my first, but you sure were the worst.

I just cannot imagine how I hooked up with you.

When I married you I was crazy.

I should have just bid you adieu.

I’m usually smart; you were just a brain fart,

I’ve forgiven myself, but I will always blame you!

 

Oh, baby, I’m gonna hate you forever.

Forever and ever, times two.

As long as old friends shake their heads at all your bullcrap.

As long as old bulls will take a crap and then say, “Moo!”

If you wonder how long I’ll be hateful.

Or how long I’ll persecute you.

I’m gonna hate you, forever and ever, forever and ever, times two.

 

Honey, you’re not the person I married.

The real you has finally appeared.

Your cuddly disguise pulled the wool o’er my eyes.

You’re a wolf in sheep’s clothing and you’re ‘bout to get sheared!

‘Cause I’ll never bury the hatchet.

I’ll carry this grudge a long spell.

I’ll rant and I’ll rave, ‘til we’re both in the grave.

Then I’ll curse you from heaven while you’re burnin’ in hell!

 

Oh darlin’, I’m gonna hate you forever.

Forever and ever times ten.

As long as you lie all about me to your mother.

As long as your mother tells you what a fool you’ve been.

If you wonder how long I’ll be hateful.

Or how long I’ll seek my revenge.

I’m gonna hate you, forever and ever, forever and ever, times ten.

I’m gonna hate you, forever and ever, forever and ever,

forever and ever, forever and ever, times infinity.

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